Not scared or polite, just being an asshole.

I think Nigel is part cat. He’s started doing that thing where he can’t decide what side of the door to be on. He’ll boop the door to be let in, then walk away and refuse to enter. Too bad for him he’s little.

Only now when we go to pick him up, he gives us “passive aggressive tummy.” Yeah, dogs give tummy to show you’re the boss.

But not this little asshole. He’s saying, “Oh no, please don’t beat me! I’m just a little guy!” Like we ever have.

Sorry dude, you’re a dog and sometimes we gotta go out. It’s what we get for being lazy and not doing all the stuff the dog trainer told us. I guess we’re not very mindey either.

#dogs