R.E.M. – I Walked With a Zombie (Roky Erickson cover)
If a pregnant woman becomes a zombie will the fetus claw it’s way out or just go along for the ride? Presumably it wants to eat brains also. I know it doesn’t work that way in The Last of Us, but I don’t know if that counts since they weren’t brain-ivores.
I just solved a Conundrum. My wife couldn’t figure out what to eat for breakfast, so I said, “You want some cake?”
She said “We don’t have any cake!” (We eated it, so we no has.)
I was like, Oh snap! Now I get why they were mad at Marie Antoinette. There was no cake! And no pie. (They thought she ated it, and they no had.)
Humans get grumpy when no breakfast!
#Conundrums, #DadJokes, #MarieAntoinette, #History
Is it turtles all the way down, or will they find the last turtle one day?
#Universe, #Infinity, #Turtles, #Drugs, #Sturgill Simpson, #Conundrums
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