Sometimes I like to play a game where I lose things and try to find them with my glasses off. It’s like a scavenger hunt. It’s especially fun when I hide my glasses which I can’t see without.

Strangely enough I discovered that my wife’s prescription is practically the same as mine, minus the astigmatism. That came in really handy when I accidentally lost the game by sitting on my glasses. As if I needed another sign that we were meant to be.

Since I know I have th at option, the game is less of a challenge, so I have a rule that if I have to put on her glasses, I lose. They might not look good on her but they’re damn silly on me.

While ago I tried to turn on the living room light by mashing on a packet of gluten-free soy sauce. in this house you turn on the light and the ceiling fan with a little plastic doohickey. With my glasses off, I couldn’t tell the difference.

I won the game even though I had to hunt all over the room, because I didn’t have to put on those silly red glasses.