Using this cuz my wife hates Morrissey and he cares a lot more about hairdos than me. Plus he may be an asshat, but I will never not like the Smiths.

So my wife walked into the kitchen totally naked and said, “I want you to say something nice about my hair.”

She got her hair done this afternoon and I forgot. I always forget to notice until she points it out.

“It’s great,” I said. “It’s you.”

She said “My eyes are up here.”

I said, “Yes, they did a great job on your hair.”

The compliment didn’t count because I wasn’t focused.

I said, “Your hair was not going to be the first thing I noticed when you came into the kitchen naked.”

Which she admitted. It’s like when she took a picture she took of our cat (RIP Neko), who was sitting on the bed – barely hiding my junk while my bloated ass did the French Girl pose.

She said “I just wanted to tell you I got my hair done since you didn’t notice.” I said “You might have found a better time to tell me that.”

Since I don’t care much about hairdos or clothes, I reckon she has to be blunt if she wants me to notice, but naked in the kitchen was probably overkill.

The cat is NOT the first thing you see when you look at that screen!

#Hair, #Marriage, #Relationships