I just sneezed so loud I think my wife nearly shit herself. I sneeze often (photic sneezer) and it’s explosive.

I’ve set off car alarms. I made a boy drop his hamburger at McDonalds. People hate it, but it sucks for me too.

I sneezed my face into a trashcan once. I thought I got punched by a ghost. Ouch!

Strange thing has happened lately. My sneezes evolved from “Achoo” into Ahoofamoo!” And sometimes “Ahoofamanoo!” My wife thinks I do it on purpose, but I swear to God that’s just how it happens.

She says she believes me, but I can see the look in her eye!

#Sneeze, #Marriage, #Relationships