I just solved a Conundrum. My wife couldn’t figure out what to eat for breakfast, so I said, “You want some cake?”

She said “We don’t have any cake!” (We eated it, so we no has.)

I was like, Oh snap! Now I get why they were mad at Marie Antoinette. There was no cake! And no pie. (They thought she ated it, and they no had.)

Humans get grumpy when no breakfast!

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